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Anonymous said: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

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thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

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melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

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